Jinx Monsoon and Alaska Thunderfuck

So My old buddy Jinx is coming to Portland and I have the honor to preform at the show on the 29th!!!  Hooray!!
Also on stage you'll see Little Tommy Bang Bang, Kaj-Anne Papper, Carla Rossi and many more!!! It's at Rotture!!  BE there

Wow guys and gurls! Queer Quistmas is just sprinting its way closer closer!!  I just got off the phone with the photographer for the Photobooth and she's sounds like a total peach. Her daughter is super rad too and will be walking around taking photos of the evening!!  The raffle prizes and the silent auction are pouring in and the response from the public is great!!  I just did a radio show on praradio with Miss Carol and now I'm gonna work on the lineup and fine tune anything else that I might need! Still looknig for volunteers to help set up, decorations, and a back drop for the photobooth!!  

Quistmas List

I'm so excited for Queer Quistmas I could just spit!!! I had a couple cancellation of performers, but it'll be just fine because the ones I do have are AMAZING!!!!  
Honey Bea Hart ,The Julians, Isaiah Tillman, Ecstacy Inferno ,Terrika St. James, Topaz Crawford, Uke & Me & Eve

ryone We Know, Trent Martin, Marla Singer, Dieana Dea ,John Renner, Rikki Barney, John Williams, Svetlana Transtastic, David Fletcher Jean Stager & Jedadiah Bernards on piano

Auction items from Alicia Rose, Thomas Spanbauer, Micheal Sage Ricci, Damon Micheal, Lee Kyle, Brent Wear
Raffle prizes donated by Heklina , Sherry Vine, Daphne Darling, PQ Monthly, and many more!!

The Darling Kimberly Foundation

Three and a half years ago, I got a phone call from my older sister Kim. You could tell that she was upset. She slowly told me that she, the person I thought was stronger than Hercules when we were kids, was diagnosed with Stage 3 Ovarian Cancer. It was one of the saddest and hardest things to hear. When you hear of a loved one having cancer, you feel so helpless. You wanna scream till the world shakes because there is nothing you can do to take away the agony they will be facing for years or even for the rest of their life. We cant make the cancer go away and we cant take all the uncomfortable, painful, moments from them. What we can do is lend our support to help ease their mind and take some of the burden that the hundreds of thousands of dollars in bills cause. 
Every year put on a variety show call Queer Quistmas and 3 years ago when I decided to take all proceeds and give them to my sister who has been struggling to make ends meet due to all the bills piling up from her ovarian cancer operations, and checkups and chemo and visits and everything that comes along with having the terrible disease. She is now in her 3rd year having cancer and it has come back twice since the first diagnoses. Our family is still holding optimism and keeping her spirits high. I felt that I needed to do something; I’m her brother for heaven’s sake.
The first year we raised 1200 dollars and we were so pleased and thankful, but I have faith that this year we can do better. With you help we can get this nonprofit started and become a legit nonprofit that will do so much good and bring so much joy in a situation that is so hard and painful. Every Christmas season my trusted staff (my parents and sisters) will choose a family (or more depending on how much we can raise in a year) and pay some of the extra expenses such as rent/mortgage, electric, gas, car or whatever bill so they can have more money to enjoy the holiday.
I choose Mississippi Studios because something magical happened 2 years ago. Something so brilliant and wonderful happened that touched everyone who attended. We were all moved in our hearts and for the first time in many years I felt the power of the holiday season. Thought last year I moved it to Q Center, I decided that this year, with the recent discovery of yet another tumor in my sister, that I would go back to where we truly felt the power of giving I’m so thankful for the Q Center and Logan Lynn for provided a space last year, so there is absolutely no bad blood between us, just thought a move back to Mississippi would be nice.
The line up is still forming and I am still looking for more!! The complete lineup is a secret till day of the show!! Happy holidays

Happy Pride!!!!   This is Portland's Pride weekend. Hopefully it will be better than years previously. I wasn't asked to do anything for Portland Pride, so they can basically suck my huge clit!!  I'm not too butt hurt because I have a SICK SWEET GIG in SEATTLE for their Pride. That's right, thanks to power and majesty of L.A.Kendall, I was asked to not only performance the Hard Times DJ stage, but also host and PERFORM on the fucking MAIN STAGE!!!!   Sunday, June 24th Look on the line up cause I'm all over the fuckin place!!!  This is a big fuckin deal!!!  Come see me and my sexy new drummer Trent Martin (Oden, Ninja Metal)

Saturday, June 23 9pm-6am RED MEN'S PARTY AT NEUMOS DJ BRIAN GORR (SEA) AND DJ PHIL B (SFO) Get tickets, VIP passes, and more information Saturday, June 23 10pm-4am RED WOMEN'S PARTY AT BALTIC ROOM DJ TINA T Get tickets, VIP passes, and more information Sunday, June 24 - PRIDE PARADE produced by Seattle Out and Proud Starts at 11am on 4th Avenue Downtown Seattle GET MORE INFO at www.seattlepride.org Sunday, June 24 - PRIDEFEST AT THE SEATTLE CENTER Noon-8pm (look below for more information) PrideFest's big day is on Sunday, June 24, 2012 and will operate noon-8pm. DJ STAGE SCHEDULE - SUNDAY, JUNE 24 noon-8pm 12-1 PM DJ Kid Amiga 1-2:20 PM DJ Rob Hall 2:20-3:00 PM DJ Riff Raff 3:00-3:05 PM Teaser: Cazwell, Peppermint 3:05-4:30 PM DJ Phil B 4:30-5:15 PM Comeback Takeover DJ’s Colby b, Porq Live Performance from Ade 5:15-6:00 PM "ElektroPOP!" Takeover DJ Skiddle Tipsy Rose Lee as Kelly Clarkson Sarah McKenzie Duckwrorth as Katy Perry (LIVE!) Taylor Couture as P!NK 6:00-7:00 PM Hard Times Takeover Cazwell (DJ Set) Fannie Mae Darling (LIVE) 7:00-8:00 PM  BENT (PDX) vs. Lick! DJs Roy G Biv, Mr. Charming, Mathematix Honeysuckle Hype MURAL STAGE SCHEDULE - SUNDAY, JUNE 24 noon-6pm 12:00-12:40 Entwine by Design 12:50-1:15 The Debutantes 1:25-1:45 Brian Ellefson 2:00-2:25 Luc & The Lovingtons 2:35-3:05 Midori and Ezra Boy 3:15-3:40 The Blind Photographers 3:50-4:15 Vockah Redu & The Cru 4:20-4:40 Carly Calbero 4:50-5:15 Purple Crush 5:25-6:00 The Fascination Movement MAIN STAGE SCHEDULE - SUNDAY, JUNE 24 noon-7pm MAIN STAGE HIGHLIGHTS 1:00-1:05 Teatro Zinzanni Feature 1:10-1:25 Midori & Ezra Boy Acoustic 1:35-1:40 Fannie Mae Darling Performance 1:40-2:05 Shara 2:10-2:20 Teatro Zinzanni Featured 2:20-2:25 Fannie Mae Darling Performance 2:25-2:50 DEBBY HOLIDAY 3:00-3:10 Equality Rally 3:20-3:25 Gold's Gym Fit4Pride 3:30-3:40 PEPPERMINT 3:40-4:10 CAZWELL 4:20-4:25 Pride Idol Winner/Winner of Float Awards 4:25-4:50 JENNA DREY 5:10-5:20 Teatro Zinzanni Featured

Hopefully getting Seatle booking for Gay Pride

Lets all keep our finger and toes and all other appendages crossed for Seattle Gay Pride  and me working together again this year. This year is gonna be bigger and badder with my new sound in music and and a new look. The beats are so bad ass that no one from a 10 miles radius will be able to keep from dancing!!  Now I just play the waiting game to see if it's a go!!  Man, I cant believe its already almost that time!!!    Fuck ya!!!  

So I'm so proud to announce that I found the other part of the spectrum. Music will begin flowing and you will know the spectrum. soon

March Your Fannie Right Over Here Young Lady

Hey sexy kittens and chickens! It's March! Don't know what that means really, except that I need to get out of my room , be done with school and make some memories in Portland. I mean shit, I have to go out to promote Trannysnatchers at the bars! Maybe I'll go out this Saturday! hmmmm. Anyway, TRANNYSNATCHERS is Aril 20th at the Hollywood Theater. I play the role of Gilda ...

This Sunday is the Oscars!!

This Sunday at the Hollywood Theater, the Oscars will be be broadcasted!! The red carpet starts at 3 pm with your lovily hostesses from the front lines, Gula Delgatto and myself, Fannie Mae! It'll be a fun way to end your weekend!

February 26th, 2012 marks the 84th Annual Academy Awards. The Hollywood Theatre and Fleur de Lethal Cinematheque invite you to a lively and lovely party with a live broadcast on the 50ft screen.

Hosted by Portland’s Funniest Person” Ian Karmel and Miss Nico Bella of Fleur de Lethal Cinematheque, Oscars @ The Hollywood is just as much about audience participation as it is the ceremony. Party-goers are encouraged to dress to the nines ( or in costume) for our “red carpet” and duck in to our VIP ( Very Important Photo) Booth hosted by Robbie Augsperger.

The audience will select best dressed/best themed costume and brave attendees can enter the” Statuette Roulette” . If your name is drawn during a commercial break you will have 1 minute to deliver the acceptance speech you have been practicing for years. Winners will be rewarded with treasures,treats and movie passes from The Hollywood and Fleur de Lethal.

A 4 hour broadcast can lead to thirsty and hungry attendees so we have invited Portland favorites Violetta, al Forno Ferruzza Pizza and Voodoo Donuts to create a pop-up “food court” and a special Oscar themed bar helmed by Ryan Brentley will also be serving themed craft cocktails. Glamorous Fleur de Lethal usherettes will be on hand to take and deliver orders to your seats so you won’t miss a glitz-packed minute.

Fill out a Hollywood Theatre Oscar Ballot and turn it in before the broadcast. The ballots will be tallied in the week following the broadcast and the most correct predictions will win prizes from our marvelous sponsors including a luxurious gift package from our friends at Hotel DeLuxe!

This event is free to the public. However, for those interested in a more “Red Carpet” experience we have released a VIP ticket for 15.00 to benefit The Hollywood Theatre. This ticket includes: reserved seating, two selections from our Oscar cocktail menu, an entry ballot for our “predict the winner” sweepstakes and a few other surprises.

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essence of fannie

Cake - Mustache Man (Wasted)

Cake - Mustache Man (Wasted): Showroom Of Compassion



Here's a little Music Video for MTV I was in!!!

TRANNYSNATCHERS!!!!

Hey everyone! So the long awaited release of the movie Trannysnatchers is set to release on April 20th. I'm so excited about this!! Please go to the website and see all the goodies we have in store for you!! Mark your Calendars

2012

Well, here we are poodles and penguins! It's 2012 and the year is starting off with a real fucking bang. We are planning a full year of great change and love and acceptance. No more fucking around!! Starting up this month I'm hosting Peep Show at the Red Cap Garage on Jan 20th! Since its my show, we are doing Peep Show with the theme of adult book stores, sleezy dark rooms, and perverse sexual going-ons. We have Nico Bella, Austin Tatious, Kyle Minstrel, Jackie Daniels, Ecxtasy Inferno, and many more!
Stay Tuned For more Riff Raff from Fannie Mae!